Cartoon Sex Ed: Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons

We've been working hard here, scouring the internet in a desperate attempt to find the best moments in cartoon sexual literacy history.

After hours of heated debates over whether the South Park evolution clip was appropriate (not so much) and a few too many work day laughing fits, we bring you the best that cartoon sex education has to offer, the "New and Improved Edition"

For Timely Political Inclusiveness: American Dad:

Favorite quote:

We are RED and we are GAY. We like each others' butts and big tax cuts.

For envisioning an America that provides comprehensive age appropriate sex education for all school age children: South Parks and The Simpsons

Favorite quote:

Class in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for every smooth talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans, I will now show a short sex education film.

Favorite quote:

No we can't do finger-paints! You kids wanna get herpes, huh? How about a nice bucket of AIDS, sound good?

For reminding us that sexual harassment in the workplace is alive and well: The

Family Guy

Favorite quote:

Female co-workers are a peculiar novel; they are very insecure about their appearances.

For promoting sex for people of all ages: The Family Guy

Favorite quote:

"I am here for the early bird special." Are those new slacks? "What was that?"