Holiday season in retail is a nightmare. There is Christmas music play around the clock including not only original songs but also an entire series of remakes. Then there are the awful people that grace your work station: disgusting children and their overbearing mothers who think it's cute to make them wave at you and people that pay for their entire bill with change.

Anyway, I was noticing a tremendous increase in the purchase of lingerie. This is a common theme, peaking during February but there is also a dramatic increase around the holidays. Tons of women looking for ways to dress up their bodies as gifts to their partners. This does not seem to be of much concern to men. After acres of sheer panties I occasionally ring up boy undies, which are typically simple cotton briefs.

So what's my point? Well world, I am frustrated. When did we decide that women were the only ones that had to dress up in the bedroom? You'd think after years of matching bras to panties, satin night gowns, and lace thongs up our asses that there would be something men would have to contribute. I swear to you now that it would be handjob city in my room if my partner went to bed with silk boxers....