It really irks me the way that my gramma has begun bringing up the baby thing. I'm officially living in sin, so I'm not sure whether our baby would find itself on the end of Satan's marshmallow stick anyway, but I don't like that just because I have a uterus means I have to use it.

And I know I'm not alone on this one. The industralized world is facing a declining birth rate (the US - whose OK-ish birth rate is due almost entirely to the immigrant population - is an exception). Denial isn't just a river in Africa for countries like Japan and Germany, whose incredible xenophobia + low birthrates have made their future look pretty bleak unless they start letting more immigrants in or they pay women to stop giving head and start putting that sperm in its rightful place!

A couple must make 2.5 babies in order to sustain its biological weight in the circle of life. And though I lurve me the idea of Mexican and African babies overrunning the gene pool, some people don't.

What I'm getting at is the why. Why aren't women willingly putting their pussies on the chopping block for little bundles of therapy-inspiring, sex-life-killing, marriage-ending joy? I can't quite put my finger on it. Some say it's the internet (and all the masturbating that goes along with the internet! Again, put that sperm somewhere useful, not your...